New Track

I'm just putting together the finishing touches to the latest chilling glimpse into what goes on inside my brain or "track" as regular people like to call it. For this, I'm attempting to amalgamate my favorite signature aspects of genres of music and sounds together to create a frightening, compressed, meandering mutant aural soundscape that may bring my own sanity to question upon listening. The genres/sounds in question are breakcore/glitch, thrash metal, piano, 303-esque squelches, 8 bit gameboy music and cheap crappy 80's kids keyboard patches.

It's fairly strange, but It's getting there.

Visually I'd represent it in a sort of flow chart like this:


Breakcore:



Thrash:



Piano:



303:



8 Bit:



crap 80's keyboard:

Wahl Balding Clippers

After a decade of using extortionately priced mach 3 blades, clippers and various razors electric and otherwise I think I have found the holy grail of solutions for follicle based expungment:

The Wahl Pro Balding Clippers



-This device cuts as close as about a days worth of growth from a smooth mach 3 in one swoop. Very handy and much quicker than lathering your head up and all that lark. Say goodbye to hair and mess. These things are like the Bentley (or something else very good) of sheep shearing technology. Only 30 euro on e-bay too. Costs a lot more in town...

A must have for the bald gent.

Box Energy -1988

This remix of an old skool DJ Pierre acid track "Box Energy" still amazes me. Some ridiculous programming going on here. Breaks are second to none:



Here's the original from 1988! -303's and 808's. A Match made in heaven: