"We're In Jail Because We're Fat"

This may be a contender for the most ludicrous concept for a song ever written. The song is "Jailhouse Rap" by the felicitously named group "The Fat Boys". It chronicles the tale of 3 obese men who steal food due to an innate and indomitable hunger, who as a result end up going to jail for their culinary crimes.

It features the highly entertaining beat boxing skills of Darren "The Human Beat Box" Robinson who ultimately died as a result of his weight at age 28 (1967 – 1995 RIP). If there was a definition of the antithesis of selling out, Darren would be it.